critical hit on my heart - marshall gray
i was lost in the dungeons of love
in a cavern so cold and lonely
and i couldn’t see the bright stars above
and i thought to myself if only
someone would appear that could take me from here
and dwell me with me in a garden
this being alone is like the spell flesh to stone
and my skin is beginning to harden
and then you appeared with your composite bow
and said you’d liberate me from my shackles
and notched an arrow imbued with the power of love
and aimed a called shot straight at my cockles
chorus
and rolled a critical hit on my heart
(critical hit on my heart)
critical hit, critical hit on my heart
now just roll maximum damage
and i will belong to you
like heironeus with his two handed sword
or drizzt do’urden when he fought all those drow
that one time
you’ve hit me with unstoppable force
and set a powerful spell on my mind
i picked up spell resistance from the enchantment school
so i could fend off all these magic pretenses
and though i always use it as a general rule
this time i’m lowering all my defenses
chorus
you only rolled seventeen
but you got the improved critical feat
and i just know you’re gonna confirm it
so roll maximum damage and i will belong to you
you can analyze the daewomer
to find out what made me give my heart so soon
but i tell you if you’d only seen her
she’s stronger than all the magic of faerun
like a vorpal sword or hand of vecna
or the greatest feat in your category
so while you’re here why don’t i just tell ya
i’d toss my ring of three wishes
if you’d give yourself to me
chorus
wackacon